Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Shuffleboard With Sand

THE SECOND COMING ISRAEL



In those days of 2009 the higher, seeing that the world did not respect the faithful, led by a priest who looked more like the grandfather Chive, agreed to return to tread the earth.

His second coming was announced by heralds with trumpets all across the sports world. Such was the astonishment that neither battle nor the audacity to submit a bid and the higher assumed his throne among the alabanzs and the cheers of all the faithful.

mouths to silence all the doubters and blinded by the light of his undying wisdom, the higher dug into the coffers of the treasury and saw that there was not enough, encouraged lenders and tax collectors to donate enough gold to buy most coveted gems jurgoleras crowns in the world.

He said the higher "Let there be CR9" and Jesus Romuardo Born to shine on the verge of being superior, fell at his feet. And he saw the higher it was a tacky and overbearing pimp and it was good for his empire.

He said the higher "get KK" and Popó fell at his feet. And he saw to be higher than the other supposed to be superior had told the hearing that was made to grovel at his feet. And saw that it was good to be superior to blind the masses.

And in another part of his empire, the little big men, said to be superior: "Who is the greatest among the great, one born to give more glory to the glory of my empire? Who is the one that has defeated blue and red evil more times and harder? "And Ettore fell at his feet. And he saw the higher that Ettore was a megalomaniac, who made and unmade at will, and always had an excuse and blame. And he saw the be higher than was good for keeping out the big men.

And the higher they gave gold and jewels to embellish his palace with the most famous names of all the land and came to worship him.

withdrew the higher to his quarters, leaving the fate of trifles to his vicars on earth. And to come back one day saw his faithful crying and tearing their hair and asked "What are your troubles? Why you are so sad? "And he answered tearfully " Alcorcón! Alcorcón! ".

And Vinolé Ettore convulsed and said," oh praised be higher, the evil haunts us, but lo and behold I found a warrior ojijunto enbieis the country of which will make us invincible "Said the be superior, "is".


ojijunto
And came and came and failed, and was defeated by a band of ragged school just hairy led by a warrior of the desert and a lanky blonde perfidious Albion.


Vinolé Ettore
And again and said, "was very small praise your divine face, I need big men "and said the higher self," whatever. "And there was a large man and Basques land was humiliated by the evil hand and Elijah came and punishment will be again with the evil, not one but three games. And then fell back in pain and gnashing of teeth.

rebulléndose was the higher in his seat because he could hear cries and moans. The big men was a bad but less, but something happened in the vicinity of the palace. and asked "What is now the grief? Are you not happy with the hair of Jesus Romuardo and abs? Do not you surprised the brilliance of the smile of Popó? " And he answered "Lyon! Lyon!" And he said the higher, "We will bring the spirit of Johnny", and invoked it and never returned, and the only consolation was that the evil one does not sully the soil with their hooves Palace immaculate exceed the glorious final battle.

And the days passed and the evil blaugrana held another victory, and the evil neighbor held a victory and the evil land of macaroni celebrated a victory. And he thought to be superior, I have not failed, I will bring the captain who defeated the evil one, the warrior who humiliated him in his own palace and made him drink the bitterness of defeat. And once more lenders and tax collectors gave the gold to pay their extravagance and heralds every corner sing the praises of the warrior who would save the higher self, yes, not this year. Ettore

And he said, "Oh praise be higher, I can still give the glory, I can give you reasons to smile, but I need an antidote to the dark warrior who helps the evil one" and said the higher self "is" and brought to antidote.



Many were the eyes that watched the antidote and said "What if we already have this antidote warriors equal to this?" And Ettore looked at by the side of the higher and wrinkled her nose.

And lo, the antidote was forgotten in a corner and Ettore suffered defeats to finish leaving it to the usual. But that did not help. He said the higher "In the spirit of Blacksmiths" and invoked, and never returned. Bullock And failed again the final shot, and Reyes hit a wall and threw his inflated ego Llull and failed .

And the year's second coming was a drought year, there were no crops, the faithful are lamenting the corners. It was the weeping and gnashing of teeth.

But the higher self does not give up and has already sent his heralds to proclaim the new their recruiters are already taking bind to every name with tinsel that can blind the reality of the miseries of the higher court and sycophants. How many will fall blinded by their fallacies to end up like so many others, bleached skeletons on the road to be superior?

You know, are so poor so poor that they only have money.

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